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Another idea I have, though I doubt I will do this:

Workers Party of Korea

Kim Jong-un

Kim Yo-jong

Choe Ryong-hae

Hwang Pyong-so

Korean Social Democratic Party

Pak Yong-il

Chondoist Chongu Party

Ri Myong-chol

Chongryon:

Pak Ku-ho

Independents (Those who oppose Kim):

Kim Han-sol

Thae Yong-ho

 

Issues would include:

Kim Jong-un

Far-left: Kim Jong-un is the one true god!

Left: Kim Jong-un is a god

Center-Left:  Kim Jong-un is a supernatural being

Center: Kim Jong-un is a superhuman being

Center-Right: Kim Jong-un is the greatest leader in the world

Right: Kim Jong-un is a great leader

Far-Right: Kim Jong-un is a tyrant

Food

Far-Left: Kim will provide us the food as he is supernatural

Left: We are living well because of Kim. Other countries are in worse conditions

Center-Left: Kim is doing well 

Center: Kim is trying to do the best he can for us despite difficulties

Center-Right: Kim is doing well, but he needs to do better

Right: Kim deserves some of the blame for our current situation

Far-Right: Kim deserves all the blame

US

Far-Left: Nuke the US immediately

Left: Down with the US imperialists. We will nuke them in the future

Center-Left: Down with the US imperialists. We may nuke them in the future

Center: The US deserves blame for our troubles

Center-Right: The US certainly deserves some blame for our troubles

Right: We must have diplomatic relations with the US

Far-Right: We must become allies of the US

South Korea

Far-Left: Launch out an all-out war on South Korea's puppet state now to free them from the US imperalists!

Left: South Korea is a puppet state of the US imperialists! We will liberate them in the future!

Center-Left: South Korea must be liberated from the US imperialists

Center: South Korea is a puppet of the US imperialists with whom we must have diplomatic relations

Center-Right: Support reunification with the South because we are one people

Right: Gradual reunification through the peace proess

Far-Right: South Korea lives better than we do

Economic System

Far-Left: Whatever Kim Jong-un wants is best for us

Left: Kim Jong-un knows best

Center-Left: Kim Jong-un is a wise leader, so he will make good decisions

Center: Communist (Marxist-Leninist) economy

Center-Right: Socialism economy

Right: Social Democracy is the answer

Far-Right: Capitalism like they have in the USA

 

 

In reality NK doesn't have real elections, so this is somewhat satirical.

 

 

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15 minutes ago, IndependentPerson said:

Another idea I have, though I doubt I will do this:

Workers Party of Korea

Kim Jong-un

Kim Yo-jong

Choe Ryong-hae

Hwang Pyong-so

Korean Social Democratic Party

Pak Yong-il

Chondoist Chongu Party

Ri Myong-chol

Chongryon:

Pak Ku-ho

Independents (Those who oppose Kim):

Kim Han-sol

Thae Yong-ho

 

Issues would include:

Kim Jong-un

Far-left: Kim Jong-un is the one true god!

Left: Kim Jong-un is a god

Center-Left:  Kim Jong-un is a supernatural being

Center: Kim Jong-un is a superhuman being

Center-Right: Kim Jong-un is the greatest leader in the world

Right: Kim Jong-un is a great leader

Far-Right: Kim Jong-un is a tyrant

Food

Far-Left: Kim will provide us the food as he is supernatural

Left: We are living well because of Kim. Other countries are in worse conditions

Center-Left: Kim is doing well 

Center: Kim is trying to do the best he can for us despite difficulties

Center-Right: Kim is doing well, but he needs to do better

Right: Kim deserves some of the blame for our current situation

Far-Right: Kim deserves all the blame

US

Far-Left: Nuke the US immediately

Left: Down with the US imperialists. We will nuke them in the future

Center-Left: Down with the US imperialists. We may nuke them in the future

Center: The US deserves blame for our troubles

Center-Right: The US certainly deserves some blame for our troubles

Right: We must have diplomatic relations with the US

Far-Right: We must become allies of the US

South Korea

Far-Left: Launch out an all-out war on South Korea's puppet state now to free them from the US imperalists!

Left: South Korea is a puppet state of the US imperialists! We will liberate them in the future!

Center-Left: South Korea must be liberated from the US imperialists

Center: South Korea is a puppet of the US imperialists with whom we must have diplomatic relations

Center-Right: Support reunification with the South because we are one people

Right: Gradual reunification through the peace proess

Far-Right: South Korea lives better than we do

Economic System

Far-Left: Whatever Kim Jong-un wants is best for us

Left: Kim Jong-un knows best

Center-Left: Kim Jong-un is a wise leader, so he will make good decisions

Center: Communist (Marxist-Leninist) economy

Center-Right: Socialism economy

Right: Social Democracy is the answer

Far-Right: Capitalism like they have in the USA

 

 

In reality NK doesn't have real elections, so this is somewhat satirical.

 

 

In my hypothetical fictional future 2048 series I'm working on, after a large series of events change the political landscape of the Peninsula (and world), a Constituent Assembly election to create a Constitution for a Unified Korea arranged through a Provisional Reunification Government brokered, aided, and observed by a Seven-Power Guidance and Assistance Committee of seven major relevant nations (given political changes to the Pacific Rim area as a whole as well in terms of their membership) is one of the featured scenarios of note. It would be likely be more interesting and engaging, outside parody, at least...

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