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I have been thinking about creating a satire scenario complete with goofiness and absurdity. Feedback please.

My ideas:

Leaders & Parties [note:  some of these are exaggerations] [also, this is a rough draft]

Democrats

Hilary Clinton

Barack Obama

Michael Avenatti

Howard Dean

Republicans

Chris Christie

Dick Cheney

Condoleezza Rice

George W. Bush

Mitch McConnell

Joseph McCarthy [yes, he's dead, but this is an alternate universe of absurdity]

Communists

Angela Davis

Gus Hall

Al Sharpton

Jesse Jackson

Maxine Waters

Rashida Tlaib

Ilhan Omar

Cynthia McKinney

Tulsi Gabbard

Bernie Sanders

AOC

Margaret Sanger

Darryl Cheney

Gloria LaRiva

Fascists

Donald Trump

Ben Shapiro

Roy Moore

Don Blankenship

Laura Ingraham

Kelly Loeffler

Steve King

Larry McDonald

Ron DeSantis

Alex Jones

Steve Bannon

Arthur Jones

George Lincoln Rockwell

David Duke

Sarah Palin

Ann Coulter

Bob Dornan

Pat Buchanan

Libertarians and Clowns

Gary Johnson

Vermin Supreme

Jimmy McMillan

Deez Nuts

Stubbs the Cat

John McAfee

Christians

Jerry Falwell, Jr.

Pat Robertson

Ted Cruz

Jack Fellure

Atheist

Bill Maher

Centrists

Rocky De La Fuente

American Independent:

George Wallace

Strom Thurmond

Birthday: Kanye West

U.S. Labor: Lyndon LaRouche

Independent: Joad Cressbeckler

 

Regions: Popular Vote instead of electoral college

Issues: Nonsensical like these:

Who is part of the NWO

Far-Left: Capitalists and Corporations

Left: Aliens and Reptilians

Center-Left: The NWO is great!

Center: Nobody; the NWO doesn't exist

Center-Right: Freemasons

Right: Rockefellers, Bilderberg Group, CFR, Bohemian Grove, Trilateral Comission, Skull and Bones, New Age Movement

Far-Right: The Rothschild Bankers

Abortion:

Far-Left: Abortion isn't enough! Kill 90% of the world's population!

Left: Abortion is great! Eugenics should also be a part of government policy! Legalize infanticide.

Center-Left: Women can do whatever they want. Fetuses are just pieces of flesh. Lower the penalty for infanticide.

Center: Sometimes, it's great, sometimes it's awful.

Center-Right: Give money to women who don't have abortions

Right: Women aren't important. Make abortion totally illegal! Fetuses are more important than women.

Far-Right: Execute everyone who has anything to do with abortions, birth control, etc.

[Note, I'm personally pro-life, but I tried to be somewhat impartial. If you think this is biased, [courteous] corrections are appreciated.]

Debates

Instead of 4 debates, we will have 20 [10 Presidential, 10 Veeps]

Thresholds:

First: 15%

Second: 10%

Third 5%

Fourth:  1%

Fifth: Everybody

Sixth: Only Left Wingers

Seventh: Only Right Wingers

Eighth: Only Centrists

Ninth: Only the Top Two

Tenth: Everyone except the top two.

Endorsers

Normal ones [like George W. Bush], and crazy ones [like Bosco the Dog] as well.

Events

Real events [the more unusual ones], fake ones [from the Onion, Babylonian Bee, etc.], and goofy ones [like the ones in PotatoWalrus's scenario].

Interviews:

All shows in CNN, FOX, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS as well as different media networks such as The Young Turks, Democracy Now, the Daily Caller, and Breitbart as well as some foreign networks like Al Jazeera, BBC, CBC, RT, and France 24. Also some crazy ones like the Korean Central News Agency and satirical ones like the Onion.

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30 minutes ago, Jinsu Kim said:

I have been thinking about creating a satire scenario complete with goofiness and absurdity. Feedback please.

My ideas:

Leaders & Parties [note:  some of these are exaggerations] [also, this is a rough draft]

Democrats

Hilary Clinton

Barack Obama

Michael Avenatti

Howard Dean

Republicans

Chris Christie

Dick Cheney

Condoleezza Rice

George W. Bush

Mitch McConnell

Joseph McCarthy [yes, he's dead, but this is an alternate universe of absurdity]

Communists

Angela Davis

Gus Hall

Al Sharpton

Jesse Jackson

Maxine Waters

Rashida Tlaib

Ilhan Omar

Cynthia McKinney

Tulsi Gabbard

Bernie Sanders

AOC

Margaret Sanger

Darryl Cheney

Gloria LaRiva

Fascists

Donald Trump

Ben Shapiro

Roy Moore

Don Blankenship

Laura Ingraham

Kelly Loeffler

Steve King

Larry McDonald

Ron DeSantis

Alex Jones

Steve Bannon

Arthur Jones

George Lincoln Rockwell

David Duke

Sarah Palin

Ann Coulter

Bob Dornan

Pat Buchanan

Libertarians and Clowns

Gary Johnson

Vermin Supreme

Jimmy McMillan

Deez Nuts

Stubbs the Cat

John McAfee

Christians

Jerry Falwell, Jr.

Pat Robertson

Ted Cruz

Jack Fellure

Atheist

Bill Maher

Centrists

Rocky De La Fuente

American Independent:

George Wallace

Strom Thurmond

Birthday: Kanye West

U.S. Labor: Lyndon LaRouche

Independent: Joad Cressbeckler

 

Regions: Popular Vote instead of electoral college

Issues: Nonsensical like these:

Who is part of the NWO

Far-Left: Capitalists and Corporations

Left: Aliens and Reptilians

Center-Left: The NWO is great!

Center: Nobody; the NWO doesn't exist

Center-Right: Freemasons

Right: Rockefellers, Bilderberg Group, CFR, Bohemian Grove, Trilateral Comission, Skull and Bones, New Age Movement

Far-Right: The Rothschild Bankers

Abortion:

Far-Left: Abortion isn't enough! Kill 90% of the world's population!

Left: Abortion is great! Eugenics should also be a part of government policy! Legalize infanticide.

Center-Left: Women can do whatever they want. Fetuses are just pieces of flesh. Lower the penalty for infanticide.

Center: Sometimes, it's great, sometimes it's awful.

Center-Right: Give money to women who don't have abortions

Right: Women aren't important. Make abortion totally illegal! Fetuses are more important than women.

Far-Right: Execute everyone who has anything to do with abortions, birth control, etc.

[Note, I'm personally pro-life, but I tried to be somewhat impartial. If you think this is biased, [courteous] corrections are appreciated.]

Debates

Instead of 4 debates, we will have 20 [10 Presidential, 10 Veeps]

Thresholds:

First: 15%

Second: 10%

Third 5%

Fourth:  1%

Fifth: Everybody

Sixth: Only Left Wingers

Seventh: Only Right Wingers

Eighth: Only Centrists

Ninth: Only the Top Two

Tenth: Everyone except the top two.

Endorsers

Normal ones [like George W. Bush], and crazy ones [like Bosco the Dog] as well.

Events

Real events [the more unusual ones], fake ones [from the Onion, Babylonian Bee, etc.], and goofy ones [like the ones in PotatoWalrus's scenario].

Interviews:

All shows in CNN, FOX, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS as well as different media networks such as The Young Turks, Democracy Now, the Daily Caller, and Breitbart as well as some foreign networks like Al Jazeera, BBC, CBC, RT, and France 24. Also some crazy ones like the Korean Central News Agency and satirical ones like the Onion.

Do you even understand what "Communism," and, "Fascism," mean, as ideologies and socio-political doctrines? Or are you just sloppily and highly inappropriate sloshing around the words (usually used as political invectives and slurs, nowadays) as though most of these people would actually use these terms in any self-referential way?

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3 hours ago, Patine said:

Do you even understand what "Communism," and, "Fascism," mean, as ideologies and socio-political doctrines? Or are you just sloppily and highly inappropriate sloshing around the words (usually used as political invectives and slurs, nowadays) as though most of these people would actually use these terms in any self-referential way?

I know what Communism and Fascism mean. This is just a joke/mockery of those who like to call others Communist/Fascists [two very overused/misused terms] (e.g. Trump calling Sanders a Communist).

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6 hours ago, Jinsu Kim said:

I know what Communism and Fascism mean. This is just a joke/mockery of those who like to call others Communist/Fascists [two very overused/misused terms] (e.g. Trump calling Sanders a Communist).

Ah. I was unclear on that. Your post's opening sentence was quite brief. Thank-you for clariifyiing.

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I may also add these [they are foreign, but in the world of absurdity, anything can happen]:

Jeremy Corbyn

Diane Abbot

Maxime Bernier

Patine (because why not? :P)

Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Kim Jong-un

Someone from the AFD (either Weidel, Gauland, Hocke, or Von Storch)

George Galloway

Marine Le Pen

Meir Kahane [or perhaps one of his followers, e.g. Michael Ben Ari]

MBS (he has all the oil)

Lee Seok-gi

Matteo Salvini

Lord Buckethead

Howling Laud Hope (OR Screaming Lord Sutch)

Alessandra Mussolini

Nigel Farage

Joe Steele (Joseph Stalin, actually)

Senor Hilter (coming back from Argentina where he has been hiding) (might be way to controversial though)

 

Also Vladimir Putin as a spectator, so that he can meddle in U.S. elections.

Perhaps David Koch could be a possibility.

Harley Braun, a biker from Idaho could also be a possibility.

Also Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee, Nathan Bedford Forrest, and William Joseph Simmons (or Hiram Wesley Evans) for the American Independents.

Oh, and I forgot Jeb!

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1 hour ago, Jinsu Kim said:

I may also add these [they are foreign, but in the world of absurdity, anything can happen]:

Jeremy Corbyn

Diane Abbot

Maxime Bernier

Patine (because why not? :P)

Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Kim Jong-un

Someone from the AFD (either Weidel, Gauland, Hocke, or Von Storch)

George Galloway

Marine Le Pen

Meir Kahane [or perhaps one of his followers, e.g. Michael Ben Ari]

MBS (he has all the oil)

Lee Seok-gi

Matteo Salvini

Lord Buckethead

Howling Laud Hope (OR Screaming Lord Sutch)

Alessandra Mussolini

Nigel Farage

Joe Steele (Joseph Stalin, actually)

Senor Hilter (coming back from Argentina where he has been hiding) (might be way to controversial though)

 

Also Vladimir Putin as a spectator, so that he can meddle in U.S. elections.

Perhaps David Koch could be a possibility.

Harley Braun, a biker from Idaho could also be a possibility.

Also Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee, Nathan Bedford Forrest, and William Joseph Simmons (or Hiram Wesley Evans) for the American Independents.

Oh, and I forgot Jeb!

Please don't add me. I ascribe to a personal policy about running for election best articulated by William Techumseh Sherman (and shared, but not stated as such, by Todd Robert Lincoln), "if nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve." ;) 

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