IndependentPerson 17 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 I have been thinking about creating a satire scenario complete with goofiness and absurdity. Feedback please. My ideas: Leaders & Parties [note: some of these are exaggerations] [also, this is a rough draft] Democrats Hilary Clinton Barack Obama Michael Avenatti Howard Dean Republicans Chris Christie Dick Cheney Condoleezza Rice George W. Bush Mitch McConnell Joseph McCarthy [yes, he's dead, but this is an alternate universe of absurdity] Communists Angela Davis Gus Hall Al Sharpton Jesse Jackson Maxine Waters Rashida Tlaib Ilhan Omar Cynthia McKinney Tulsi Gabbard Bernie Sanders AOC Margaret Sanger Darryl Cheney Gloria LaRiva Fascists Donald Trump Ben Shapiro Roy Moore Don Blankenship Laura Ingraham Kelly Loeffler Steve King Larry McDonald Ron DeSantis Alex Jones Steve Bannon Arthur Jones George Lincoln Rockwell David Duke Sarah Palin Ann Coulter Bob Dornan Pat Buchanan Libertarians and Clowns Gary Johnson Vermin Supreme Jimmy McMillan Deez Nuts Stubbs the Cat John McAfee Christians Jerry Falwell, Jr. Pat Robertson Ted Cruz Jack Fellure Atheist Bill Maher Centrists Rocky De La Fuente American Independent: George Wallace Strom Thurmond Birthday: Kanye West U.S. Labor: Lyndon LaRouche Independent: Joad Cressbeckler Regions: Popular Vote instead of electoral college Issues: Nonsensical like these: Who is part of the NWO Far-Left: Capitalists and Corporations Left: Aliens and Reptilians Center-Left: The NWO is great! Center: Nobody; the NWO doesn't exist Center-Right: Freemasons Right: Rockefellers, Bilderberg Group, CFR, Bohemian Grove, Trilateral Comission, Skull and Bones, New Age Movement Far-Right: The Rothschild Bankers Abortion: Far-Left: Abortion isn't enough! Kill 90% of the world's population! Left: Abortion is great! Eugenics should also be a part of government policy! Legalize infanticide. Center-Left: Women can do whatever they want. Fetuses are just pieces of flesh. Lower the penalty for infanticide. Center: Sometimes, it's great, sometimes it's awful. Center-Right: Give money to women who don't have abortions Right: Women aren't important. Make abortion totally illegal! Fetuses are more important than women. Far-Right: Execute everyone who has anything to do with abortions, birth control, etc. [Note, I'm personally pro-life, but I tried to be somewhat impartial. If you think this is biased, [courteous] corrections are appreciated.] Debates Instead of 4 debates, we will have 20 [10 Presidential, 10 Veeps] Thresholds: First: 15% Second: 10% Third 5% Fourth: 1% Fifth: Everybody Sixth: Only Left Wingers Seventh: Only Right Wingers Eighth: Only Centrists Ninth: Only the Top Two Tenth: Everyone except the top two. Endorsers Normal ones [like George W. Bush], and crazy ones [like Bosco the Dog] as well. Events Real events [the more unusual ones], fake ones [from the Onion, Babylonian Bee, etc.], and goofy ones [like the ones in PotatoWalrus's scenario]. Interviews: All shows in CNN, FOX, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS as well as different media networks such as The Young Turks, Democracy Now, the Daily Caller, and Breitbart as well as some foreign networks like Al Jazeera, BBC, CBC, RT, and France 24. Also some crazy ones like the Korean Central News Agency and satirical ones like the Onion. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Patine 513 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 30 minutes ago, Jinsu Kim said: I have been thinking about creating a satire scenario complete with goofiness and absurdity. Feedback please. My ideas: Leaders & Parties [note: some of these are exaggerations] [also, this is a rough draft] Democrats Hilary Clinton Barack Obama Michael Avenatti Howard Dean Republicans Chris Christie Dick Cheney Condoleezza Rice George W. Bush Mitch McConnell Joseph McCarthy [yes, he's dead, but this is an alternate universe of absurdity] Communists Angela Davis Gus Hall Al Sharpton Jesse Jackson Maxine Waters Rashida Tlaib Ilhan Omar Cynthia McKinney Tulsi Gabbard Bernie Sanders AOC Margaret Sanger Darryl Cheney Gloria LaRiva Fascists Donald Trump Ben Shapiro Roy Moore Don Blankenship Laura Ingraham Kelly Loeffler Steve King Larry McDonald Ron DeSantis Alex Jones Steve Bannon Arthur Jones George Lincoln Rockwell David Duke Sarah Palin Ann Coulter Bob Dornan Pat Buchanan Libertarians and Clowns Gary Johnson Vermin Supreme Jimmy McMillan Deez Nuts Stubbs the Cat John McAfee Christians Jerry Falwell, Jr. Pat Robertson Ted Cruz Jack Fellure Atheist Bill Maher Centrists Rocky De La Fuente American Independent: George Wallace Strom Thurmond Birthday: Kanye West U.S. Labor: Lyndon LaRouche Independent: Joad Cressbeckler Regions: Popular Vote instead of electoral college Issues: Nonsensical like these: Who is part of the NWO Far-Left: Capitalists and Corporations Left: Aliens and Reptilians Center-Left: The NWO is great! Center: Nobody; the NWO doesn't exist Center-Right: Freemasons Right: Rockefellers, Bilderberg Group, CFR, Bohemian Grove, Trilateral Comission, Skull and Bones, New Age Movement Far-Right: The Rothschild Bankers Abortion: Far-Left: Abortion isn't enough! Kill 90% of the world's population! Left: Abortion is great! Eugenics should also be a part of government policy! Legalize infanticide. Center-Left: Women can do whatever they want. Fetuses are just pieces of flesh. Lower the penalty for infanticide. Center: Sometimes, it's great, sometimes it's awful. Center-Right: Give money to women who don't have abortions Right: Women aren't important. Make abortion totally illegal! Fetuses are more important than women. Far-Right: Execute everyone who has anything to do with abortions, birth control, etc. [Note, I'm personally pro-life, but I tried to be somewhat impartial. If you think this is biased, [courteous] corrections are appreciated.] Debates Instead of 4 debates, we will have 20 [10 Presidential, 10 Veeps] Thresholds: First: 15% Second: 10% Third 5% Fourth: 1% Fifth: Everybody Sixth: Only Left Wingers Seventh: Only Right Wingers Eighth: Only Centrists Ninth: Only the Top Two Tenth: Everyone except the top two. Endorsers Normal ones [like George W. Bush], and crazy ones [like Bosco the Dog] as well. Events Real events [the more unusual ones], fake ones [from the Onion, Babylonian Bee, etc.], and goofy ones [like the ones in PotatoWalrus's scenario]. Interviews: All shows in CNN, FOX, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS as well as different media networks such as The Young Turks, Democracy Now, the Daily Caller, and Breitbart as well as some foreign networks like Al Jazeera, BBC, CBC, RT, and France 24. Also some crazy ones like the Korean Central News Agency and satirical ones like the Onion. Do you even understand what "Communism," and, "Fascism," mean, as ideologies and socio-political doctrines? Or are you just sloppily and highly inappropriate sloshing around the words (usually used as political invectives and slurs, nowadays) as though most of these people would actually use these terms in any self-referential way? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndependentPerson 17 Posted January 26 Author Report Share Posted January 26 3 hours ago, Patine said: Do you even understand what "Communism," and, "Fascism," mean, as ideologies and socio-political doctrines? Or are you just sloppily and highly inappropriate sloshing around the words (usually used as political invectives and slurs, nowadays) as though most of these people would actually use these terms in any self-referential way? I know what Communism and Fascism mean. This is just a joke/mockery of those who like to call others Communist/Fascists [two very overused/misused terms] (e.g. Trump calling Sanders a Communist). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Patine 513 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 6 hours ago, Jinsu Kim said: I know what Communism and Fascism mean. This is just a joke/mockery of those who like to call others Communist/Fascists [two very overused/misused terms] (e.g. Trump calling Sanders a Communist). Ah. I was unclear on that. Your post's opening sentence was quite brief. Thank-you for clariifyiing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndependentPerson 17 Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 I may also add these [they are foreign, but in the world of absurdity, anything can happen]: Jeremy Corbyn Diane Abbot Maxime Bernier Patine (because why not? ) Vladimir Zhirinovsky Kim Jong-un Someone from the AFD (either Weidel, Gauland, Hocke, or Von Storch) George Galloway Marine Le Pen Meir Kahane [or perhaps one of his followers, e.g. Michael Ben Ari] MBS (he has all the oil) Lee Seok-gi Matteo Salvini Lord Buckethead Howling Laud Hope (OR Screaming Lord Sutch) Alessandra Mussolini Nigel Farage Joe Steele (Joseph Stalin, actually) Senor Hilter (coming back from Argentina where he has been hiding) (might be way to controversial though) Also Vladimir Putin as a spectator, so that he can meddle in U.S. elections. Perhaps David Koch could be a possibility. Harley Braun, a biker from Idaho could also be a possibility. Also Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee, Nathan Bedford Forrest, and William Joseph Simmons (or Hiram Wesley Evans) for the American Independents. Oh, and I forgot Jeb! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Patine 513 Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 1 hour ago, Jinsu Kim said: I may also add these [they are foreign, but in the world of absurdity, anything can happen]: Jeremy Corbyn Diane Abbot Maxime Bernier Patine (because why not? ) Vladimir Zhirinovsky Kim Jong-un Someone from the AFD (either Weidel, Gauland, Hocke, or Von Storch) George Galloway Marine Le Pen Meir Kahane [or perhaps one of his followers, e.g. Michael Ben Ari] MBS (he has all the oil) Lee Seok-gi Matteo Salvini Lord Buckethead Howling Laud Hope (OR Screaming Lord Sutch) Alessandra Mussolini Nigel Farage Joe Steele (Joseph Stalin, actually) Senor Hilter (coming back from Argentina where he has been hiding) (might be way to controversial though) Also Vladimir Putin as a spectator, so that he can meddle in U.S. elections. Perhaps David Koch could be a possibility. Harley Braun, a biker from Idaho could also be a possibility. Also Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee, Nathan Bedford Forrest, and William Joseph Simmons (or Hiram Wesley Evans) for the American Independents. Oh, and I forgot Jeb! Please don't add me. I ascribe to a personal policy about running for election best articulated by William Techumseh Sherman (and shared, but not stated as such, by Todd Robert Lincoln), "if nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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