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i just heard a joke from micheal sherer

Teacher: time to tell what you dads do for a job

Timmy: fireman

Bob: Policeman

Paul: Historian

and the kids gave the averge anwsers untill they got to Fred

Teacher: fred what does your dad do.

Fred: he sleeps with stripers in garbage for money, kills people for money other stuff like that he is a republican

Teacher: is that true? if it is not never lie like that again

Fred: its true my dad works in the bush administrion

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It we be funny if said like this:

i just heard a joke from micheal sherer

Teacher: time to tell what you dads do for a job

Timmy: fireman

Bob: Policeman

Paul: Historian

and the kids gave the averge anwsers untill they got to Fred

Teacher: fred what does your dad do.

Fred: he sleeps with stripers in garbage for money, kills people for money other stuff like that, he is a Democrat

Teacher: is that true? if it is not never lie like that again

Fred: its true my dad works in the Clinton administrion

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Actually, neither are funny. THIS would be funny:

Teacher: time to tell what you dads do for a job

Timmy: Hooker

Bob: Woman

Paul: Murderer

and the kids gave the averge anwsers untill they got to Fred

Teacher: fred what does your dad do.

Fred: he shoots pidgeons for money, kills people for work other fun stuff like that, he is a member of the Natural Law Party

Teacher: is that true? if it is not never lie like that again

Fred: It's true! If you don't believe me, he will kill you!

Teacher: Okay. Bob, how much of a woman is your dad?

Bob: Dad? I thought you asked what we wanted to be when we grew up.

Teacher: What?

Timmy: I thought so too!

Paul: Same with me! (Picks up scissors) But I am going TO KILL YOU!

Teacher: What the hell? I need some Asparin and opium.

Pookie: I said I wanted to be a drug dealer. So here. That's $40 on the streets.

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